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- Chris: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard? Gordie scales the fence and Chopper tries to jump after him. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Heh-heh-heh GO! That's weird. You're Lachance. : Superman's a real guy. : The Shawshank Redemption has produced some of the best quotes to come from the film and they've only added to how great and poetic the film truly is. He weighs close to one-eighty. He is never willing to take risks and will allow the rest of the boys to pressure him into things. : You lose Gordie! Vern A long time ago. Teddy [The boys have come across a train trestle, and are contemplating crossing it.]. : Chris: Girls, girls, girls, cool it. Vern . You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman? His parents wish that it is he, not his brother that died. [Lardass finishes his third pie] Vern [the boys toss their bags over the fence, then begin scaling it]. Let's get moving. : Gordie: Yeah, yeah! This is your last chance. Gordie: Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. Just grow back your legs, summon up your demons, come on hit, fight me! Chris Chambers/Teddy Duchamp/Gordie LaChance/Vern Tessio (1) Exclude Additional Tags Comfort (1) Polyamory (1) Abuse (1) Monogamy (1) Feelings Realization (1) Other tags to exclude More Options Crossovers. Milo: I know your name. Gordie Lachance. In The Sun Dog, Kevin Delavan receives the perfect gift for his fifteenth birthday: a Polaroid Sun 660. I guess I'm just a p*ssy, huh? A knight without amour in a savage land. Chris Ha-ha! It's what they think of me. Gordie, go get the food, you morphodite. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. . Chris Gordie Why did Denny have to die? [crawls as fast as he can]. | Vern: What am I supposed to do, think of everything?! Teddy : Yeah. "We all knew what Vern meant right away. : The king of the pussies wants to go back too! Cherry flavor Pez. You walk five miles down the river, you gotta walk five miles back. Why don't you guys just go for some long branches, okay? Teddy Just ahead of him, two men got into an argument; one of them pulled a knife. Ace: She's a Catholic, Man. : How did Vern tessio die. But only if you measure in terms of years. Everybody's weird. : Gordie Gordie? When businessman Vern Tessio received an order for one of his products from the USA, he knew it could take weeks to arrive. Teddy: Look, you guys can go around if you want. There's one thing I didn't understand. Teddy: Yeah? Bossman Bob Cormier took one look at Bill Travis and barfed on Principal Wiggins. Teddy I think Chris is right, let's just go back. --Jeff Shannon, https://www.quotes.net/movies/stand_by_me_10865, https://www.quotes.net/movies/stand_by_me_quotes_10865. Come on you guys. Move it! What the hell is Goofy? There's no doubt about it. Teddy: Oh, great! Vern Tessio Kiefer Sutherland Ace Merrill Casey Siemaszko Billy Tessio John Cusack Denny Lachance Gary Riley Charlie Hogan Rob Reiner Director Stephen King Writer Raynold Gideon Producer, Writer Bruce A. Evans Producer, Writer Andrew Scheinman Producer Jack Nitzsche Original Music Thomas Del Ruth Cinematographer Robert Leighton Film Editing . Hey, Lardass! Vern has short black hair and is large in shape. How did the boys describe seeing a dead body for the first time. Teen movies and horror films are like peanut butter and chocolatethey're great together . : Done! I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once! Yeah, by the time we get there, the kid won't even be dead anymore. Teddy That's easy-Pez. There's no doubt about it. | Don't call me any of your mother's pet names. Alright, are you ready? - Ace: What are you gonna do? Vern Chris Like Twinkies and Pez and Root Beer? Vern Tessio is one of the four boys from the short story The Body and the film based on it, Stand By Me . Vern Corey Feldman. : [after dropping his hamburger in the campfire by accident], [the boys get dressed and Gordie is recovering from fainting], [Fighting Teddy and punching him over and over], [singing the ending song to their western], [after the Milo Pressman incident, Vern tries to light up the mood by singing while Teddy cries]. : Gordie: Sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds, fat ass! Gordie: You use your right hand or your left hand for that? Gordie's parents loved Dennis and are now indifferent to Gordie. Pez. This, as we know, upsets him because he's a good kid and he wants to go to school and learn. [Furious] Give me a hug!" These words prove he has a distaste for the divine and demonic. Vern, you were so scared you looked like that fat guy in Abbott and Costello, when they saw the mummy. Vern Ellie Carter. Real fat. and his three friends, Chris Chambers, Teddy Duchamp, and Vern Tessio set out "on a quest" to nd his body along the railway tracks after telling their parents they will be camping out because they consider it to be a "rite of passage." The Boy Kings : NPR The boy kings : a journey into the heart of the social network / Katherine Losse. It happens sometimes. Vern: Oh yeah, my cousin's like that, sincerely. Gordie: Does the word retarded mean anything to you? I wasn't that scared. He drew a treasure map so he could find them again. Movie Info. Kiefer Sutherland. You don't even have any hair! Vern "How could you have possibly known? : But in a bid to beat the Royal Mail's ban on sending parcels abroad. What do you need a comb for?! Teddy: You son of a b*tch! (Billy is also a member of the teenage gang that plagues the boys later.) The Writer: The train had knocked Ray Brower out of his Keds the same way it had knocked the life out of his body. Vern: Oh, God. What's your problem, Duchamp? Vern, Chris, and Teddy: I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up! Gordie: Maybe you could come into the college courses with me. Chris: Maybe. Vern You wish. He is confronted by his problems again in the train track scene when Gordie hears the train come . You could cook your dick. Vern: Great! [the boys sit down to count their money] Okay, I got $1.02. "Have gun will travel" reads the card of a man. Because Vern had been eavesdropping under the front of the house. It's his glands. I brought the comb! Real good. : Vern is the least daring and most hesitant out of the group of boys. He was carrying five elephants in one hand! It's like God gave you something man. twin brother to be exact. Teddy: Yeah, by the time we get there, the kid won't even be dead anymore. At the beginning of the school year, Vern had buried a quart jar of pennies underneath his house. Chris: You're gonna be a great writer someday, Gordie. , Gordie: Don't call me any of your mother's pet names. Mayor Grundy : Paratroops, over the side! Chris Sorry, Vern. [the two run as fast as they can], Gordie: Go! Updated 30 January 2023. No way man. Teddy: My father stormed the beach at Normandy! [singing the ending song to their western] The train had knocked him out of his shoes. Vince Desjardins: I'll tell you how they're gonna find him. You gonna meet a lot of new guys. : Quotes.net. Teddy: Oh, great, you brought the comb! Teddy: A pile of sh*t has a thousand eyes. We'll be there by sundown. What's Goofy. ", [Gordie keeps running and starts screaming as Chopper goes after him. he was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries. Charlie Hogan: I bet you a thousand bucks, they'll find him before then. Whoever told you that you had a fat one, Lachance? I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents. This quote shows the immaturity of Vern in the book. Even Vern knew it, I think. Chris: He wants you to come over there so he can beat the piss out of you and take you to the cops. Gordie: And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up. Billy told me they was flippin' for beers, and they came up with a goocher before they got into the car. Vern, Chris, and Teddy: RUN, GORDIE, RUN! Go to the shop Go to the shop. Chris: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard? Milo: You little foul-mouthed whoremaster! . Facebook gives people the power to. Gordie: Yeah, I've been noticing lately that the "A"and the "E" are starting to bend around the sides. Jeremiah O'Connell (born February 17, 1974) is an American actor, director and talk show host, known for his roles as Quinn Mallory in the television series Sliders, Andrew Clements in My Secret Identity, Vern Tessio in the film Stand by Me (1986), Joe in Joe's Apartment (1996), Frank Cushman in Jerry Maguire (1996), Derek in Scream 2 (1997), Charlie Carbone in Kangaroo Jack (2003), and . My dad hates me. : : What did you bring a comb for? Gordie says that he can. : Gordie Vern Tessio Stand by Me is filled with complications for each of the boys. The boys are surprised by Chopper's appearance]. They just let him in. Drum roll! Eyeball: Would you hold still? Vern is overweight, emotionally sensitive, not very bright, and rather easily scared. Happens sometimes, friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant. Mayor Grundy And now, the one you've all been waiting for, the four-time champion, our own, Bill Travis! I don't shut up. Their journey includes a variety of scary adventures (including a ferocious junkyard dog, a swamp full of leeches, and a treacherous leap from a train trestle), but it's also a time for personal revelations, quiet interludes, and the raucous comradeship of best friends. : There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy. What do you mean? And you know this one time Chris Remember when Clint Bracken and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Vern: I'm not going alone. Yeah. Huh? Chris succeeded in law in the college courses he took and ultimately became an attorney. It happened in the summer of 1959. Vern: I guess you're right. Vern Tessio: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? [Gordie shakes his head]. [to the others] Gordie: [quietly, aiming the gun at Ace] Suck my fat one, you cheap dime-store hood. Come on, guys. Damn it! Gordie Let him do his own fighting! While nine months of trying to find a quart jar of pennies that he apparently buried under his house at the beginning of a school year, he heard his brother talking to a fellow gang . [hesitates] "Stand by Me Quotes." A week later, his mom cleaned out his room and threw away the map. He took your ear and he put it to a stove and he burnt it off. I'm sure she had her eye on that skirt for a long time. Donelley Twin COME BACK HERE, GODDAMMIT! : Chris: Girls, girls, girls, cool it. Chris: Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant. [the boys begin walking away]. [the other boys restrain him]. Not if Chopper's there. Company Credits Then: Siemaszko was Billy Tessio, older brother to Vern and the brightest of Ace's dimwitted lackeys. : He was stabbed in the throat. [to Teddy] Sonny, I'm gonna beat your ass, teasing my dog like that! It's a stupid wasted time! There'll all like that. From the racks and stacks, it's the best on wax! : When businessman Vern Tessio received an order for one of his products from the USA, he knew it could take weeks to arrive. : He weighs close to one-eighty. I was the stupid one for even trying to give it back. 4/2/2014 0 Comments Vern Tessio Age: 12 - 13. GO! We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going. Teddy: Two for flinching. : : Chris: You wanna be the Lone Ranger or the Cisco Kid? My dad said it, I'm no good. Teddy: Did your mother have any kids that lived? Pussy. Too cool. 22. whenever i'm down he'll always cheer me up in ways jo one else could. : All works; Complete works only; Stop it. Vern Gordie: Um [checks his watch] It's 1:15. : [after they had dinner] Vern : Nothing like a smoke after a meal. When Gordie was twelve, he couldn't imagine a world but what he already knew. That was the all-time train dodge! The Writer: [typing, about Chris] Although I haven't seen him in more than ten years I know I'll miss him forever. He stormed the beach, you f*ggot! Break it up. What the hell is Goofy? , I know. The year before he was 3-D in 'Back To The Future,' a role he reprised in 'Back to The Future 2.' Now: The 51-year-old was an absolute TV machine in 2012, making guest appearances on 'Damages,' 'Blue Bloods,' 'NYC 22,' 'White Collar . Teddy: How far do you think it's gonna be? And Lardass just sat back and enjoyed what he'd created-a complete and total barf-o-rama! : Come on! Bill Travis And while you guys are dragging your candy asses across the state and back, I'll be waiting for you on the other side relaxing with my thoughts. Milo: He's crazier than a shithouse rat. Gordie , : Gordie loses! Vern But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lardass' plan really started to work. I suppose this is fun for you? You little f*ggot! BBC News. But it's the bond they form throughout the journey that changes their lives forever, especially the relationship between aspiring writer Gordie LaChance (Wil Wheaton) and . You eat shit! Chris: It's what everyone thinks of my family in this town. Teddy Teddy Paladin Paladin far far from home! His fast gun for hire heads the calling wind. [laughs]. What am I supposed to eat? Lardass Hogan Gordie: Okay then you won't mind if we check the seat of your jockies for Hershey squirts, will you? We could go down to the route 1-36 bridge. : Milo: I know your name. Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's tits! Lastly, the "woods, tall and dark and deep" (105) represent the family's death. 80's Men. Jerry O'Connell Vern Tessio. A fat lady barfed in her purse. If I can only have one food for the rest of my life? Who told you you had a fat one, Lachance? , Teddy: What are you, crazy? Like Charlie Hogan's brother. Vern is frequently shown to be timid and anxious, but is always willing to stick with his friends, even in the face of danger. During the Media Crackdown, he and his friends went to Antelope, Oregon, and met Reverendburn. I saw the other day. , Gordie: Maybe it shouldn't be a good time. Wagon Train's a really cool show, but did you notice they never get anywhere? That's not the secret knock. Ace: What are you gonna do, shoot all of us? [Vern immediately cowers] Sh*t, Vern! Chris And while you guys are dragging your candy asses across the state and back, I'll be waiting for you on the other side relaxing with my thoughts. Teddy What are you, cracked? Vern Tessio arrives and asks if they can go camping that night. Stand By Me is the story of four twelve year olds living in a small town in the year 1959 whose lives were changed by a chance adventure that they embarked on at the end of an indolent summer. "- Vern: What am I supposed to do, think of everything? Vern: Geez, Gordie. [they continue walking along; Gordie suddenly hears a distant sound and looks back the way they came; he then feels the tracks again, and as he does so, he hears a chugging sound; he looks back in the opposite direction again and sees black smoke coming up from the trees; realizing a train is coming, Gordie stands up to alert the others] TRAAAAIN!!! She weighs over three hundred pounds. Everything was there and around us. She weighs over three hundred pounds! I hate this short cut! But maybe I was sorry and I tried to give it back. A Jew's good. He has been hit by a train and likely killed instantly . Gordie Now, you're turning pussy too! : "Stand by Me Quotes." Vern Vern: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman? As time went on, we saw less and less of Teddy and Vern until, eventually, they became just two more faces in the halls. : Gordie: Move it! Oh, Jesus, man, that's a goocher. Why not? Too cool! I'm crossing here. He also has horrible friends. Cherry-flavoured Pez. [he and Teddy get off to the side of the tracks as the train gets just inches away from Gordie and Vern] Run. He had a leech hanging from his balls, he fainted! Eat shit! You brought the comb! Supposed to be Hyboid Gland or something. Gordie: Do you use your left hand or your right hand for that? It turns out that the body in the woods was indeed his. Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life. Gordie Also, everyone in the audience who is a. Supposed to be Hyboid Gland or something. Spit at the fat kid. And begins fighting him]. Sincerely. You come back here! I'll kill you I swear to God. Vern Teddy Vern Tessio is a main character in Stand By Me. : [reaches up and dunks Vern while laughing crazily] You want some more?! What did I say? Teddy [Lardass prepares to dive into his sixth pie, but then his stomach starts rumbling]. And maybe I took it to Old Lady Simmons and told her, and the money was all there. : He is a preteenaged boy who is shy and overweight. - Gordie: Why did he have to die, Chris? Vern 2023. Vern Tessio. The woods symbolize the unknown and fear we have for death, which is considered dark and deep. : : Pez. Paladin, Paladin where do you roam? Vern : Gordie Jerry O'Connell was born in New York City, to Linda (Witkowski), an art teacher, and Michael O'Connell, a British-born advertising agency art director. Finding new and preferably ways to degrade a friend's mother, was always held in high regard. One night while entering the line at a fast food restaurant, two men got into a fight. : Chris: Why don't you go home and f*** your mother some more? Tessio is the other powerful caporegime in the Corleone Family alongside Peter Clemenza.Tessio first collaborates with Vito Corleone and Clemenza as a young man in Little Italy. I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. No one even asked me if I took the milk money that time. Hey, you kid! Memorable quote: "You guys wanna go see a dead body?" Vern Tessio In 1959, four boys venture out into the wilderness to locate the body of a local missing teenager. Like many other ESFJs or Consuls, Vern desperately wants to be loved by his social group. Why not? You brought the comb! Chris: I'm never gonna get out of this town am I, Gordie? Kid brother to Eyeball Chambers. You four-eyed psycho. Shut up, Vern. Go on, Gordie, it's a swell story. But you know it's not his fault it's his glands. Gordie: Does the word "retarded" mean anything to you? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. No but this is. Teddy Chris Except for the looney up in Togus. The Writer: [voiceover] I was twelve going on thirteen first time I saw a dead human being. : [Lardass continues and the crowd starts to cheer him on]. : Like Twinkies and Pez and Root Beer? Wanting to be heroes in each other's and their hometown's eyes, they set out on an unforgettable two-day trek. Rounding off the quartet is Corey Feldman who stars as Teddy Duchamp, a rather screwed-up kid whose father is taking residence in a mental hospital. : Gordie: Sorry, Vern. Teddy Maybe, we should take Gordie back. Do you think that anyone would've believed it? , The names of the actors who played each character are listed below as well, so use this Stand by Me character list to find out who portrayed your favorite role. Gordie: Yeah, man, I'm not goin'. Teddy: YOU SON OF A B*TCH! , Billy Tessio: Hey, what's the big deal? Vern Tessio is the friendliest one out of the bunch, a bit nave and very trusting. Crowd : "Hey, hey, hey! There were only 1281 people, but to me it was the whole world. [Chris and Teddy hand Gordie their money] 68 cents from Chris. Teddy: That was the all-time train dodge. Unfortunately, Teddy tends to get himself into danger since he lives in the moment and doesn't think about consequences. Do I get two for flinching? the main guy of the story is a fat kid that nobody likes named Davie Hogan. Great, spit at the fat kid", this proves that . Boy, you don't know nothing! : But right now, neither the dread, Chopper, nor Milo was anywhere in sight. Stand by Me (1986) clip with quote Screw you guys, I got it. A sleeper hit when released in 1986, Stand by Me is based on Stephen King's novella "The Body" (from the book Different Seasons); but it's more about the joys and pains of boyhood friendship than a morbid fascination with corpses. Renaissance Fair. Milo: Don't you call me that, you little tin weasel.

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